"too vague" writes my English teacher on my essay
kind of like the instructions you gave us you piece of shit
fun fact: statistically girls are more likely to get pregnant than boys
unless you’re reading fanfiction
or if you’re a seahorse
i think this is the only time I have ever seen Tom get frustrated and sarcastic and i love it
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know
I painted a picture of Rue. How she looked after Katniss has covered her in flowers.
it’s just me or….
somebody make me unsee this
The only thing worse than being put into a group of strangers for a class project is being put into a group of strangers who are already friends with each other.
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.