hanniggle:

darrynek:

what she says: no

what she really means: no

women are so complicated how are us men supposed to understand them

(Source: panerasexual)

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

senhoritaugly:

I just had a grown man tell me to “go make me a sandwich” as I was doing his pourover

I told him I didn’t understand what he meant because we’re a coffee shop, and he was like “oh it’s a joke” and I said I “didn’t get it” and he went “it’s funny because you’re a woman working in a kitchen”

And I just stared at him until he got how stupid he sounded

let them feel their ignorance burn into their souls

(Source: plantaplanta)

Ten million dollars and I’m still living in my parents’ condo…I’ve always lived in a tiny rat-infested apartment in New York, or a little condo in L.A., or a normal house in Kentucky. I think it would be very bizarre to live in a big mansion by myself

(Source: dailyjlawrence)

verypenmuchjoneswow:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my faceTHEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

verypenmuchjoneswow:

If I can’t bring the spoon to my face

THEN I’LL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

(Source: thepenjones)

If people ever look down upon you for crying for fictional characters, you should give them a gentle, pitying look and feel bad for them. If they’ve never cried for a fictional character, then they’ve never loved one (and what a joy that is). If they’ve never cried at a book, a movie, a piece of music, then they’ve missed one of the great pleasures life has to offer. Just because fiction does not contain things that are real doesn’t mean it doesn’t contain truth, and we find it through the alchemy of our tears.
Cassandra Clare (via nephilimdaily)

nerdylittledude:

no such thing as a bad time to get these circulating again ok

bless

(Source: sunflowyr)


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(Source: loveatomb)

queen-of-blackrom:

Omfg he just looks so happy and excite like hello yes friend where are we going today?

queen-of-blackrom:

Omfg he just looks so happy and excite like hello yes friend where are we going today?

(Source: pepperandpals)

tentacoolaid:


pope francis is changing everything

tentacoolaid:

pope francis is changing everything

(Source: snorkeler)

harrystylessmile1:

baeddelbludd:

LIFE HACK: disguise your nervous breakdown as a series of jokes

did you mean: niall horan

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(Source: baeddelbutch)

eightdaysaweekiwillloveyou:

don’t let me down

eightdaysaweekiwillloveyou:

don’t let me down

(Source: girlpuke)

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

spexote:

what if after you die you get stats like

words said total: 21,390,459

pushups done: 1.3

hours spent crying: 238

1.3 pushups

(Source: matiasrod11)

nicholasflamell:

In other news… Met the lead singer of Paramore on the bus today.

nicholasflamell:

In other news… Met the lead singer of Paramore on the bus today.